audinoplushie:

i hope shein gets shut down i hope ai projects get shut down i hope billionaires go bankrupt i hope public transportation expands fast i am so tired of the world’s bs

greelin:

1bedroom/1bath’s being $1800+…… we have to start lighting landlords on fire. i’m so serious

bisexiest:

yeah im perceiving the horrors but i’m also perceiving the beauty of life as well

thefirstpunch:

‘i don’t want to see a man wearing exposing clothing and striking a feminine pose’ WELL I DO‼️‼️‼️

kira-kui-n:

ok thats enough sun now. turn that temperature down brother

duskquil:

“wearing all pink to the barbie movie” “wearing full suits to the minion movie” the children yearn for themed parties

slutforwings:

slutforwings:

slutforwings:

i took 3 years of film classes and i still don’t fucking understand how the camera obscura works. thats magic to me idc

this? sorcery. they should arrest this guy

people explaining this to me are missing the point. yes i know its a physics thing. i know our eyes work the same way. however. i simply believe light shouldn’t work like that

nateconnolly:

nateconnolly:

40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back. 

A Timeline of Humanity:

afloweroutofstone:

tanadrin:

degenerate-perturbation:

tanadrin:

in 1820, anything beyond pennsylvania was still “the south”. nowadays NoVa barely even counts. most of florida certainly doesn’t. by 2450, “the south” will be a narrow strip from savannah to shreveport. the last good barbecue recipe will be in the hands of a tiny enclave of primitive baptists, hidden in the fens of the okefenokee national wildlife refuge.

NoVa definitely doesn’t count but the rest of Virginia does and so does Florida north of Orlando.

Real question: how far does the South extend into Texas

personally I have always thought of all of Texas as “the south,” it’s just the salsa-and-cattle-ranch flavor

East of I-35 is the South, west of I-35 is the Southwest IMO

honeyglot:

this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

adz:

adz:

adz:

went to the cop slide and got yelled at by a cop

@solardrifter the park is closed i think but also it’s being patrolled by people who hate fun

bro this quote made it into the boston globe 🥲

notajerusalemcricket:

damicopes:

what is it with men’s restrooms and piss being everywhere

powerjock:

cryptotheism:

“Thank you for the pasta sir. Hey look at my phone, check this uahh,, check this shit out.”

Obama, complete sloshed off red wine and pasta: now let me clear uhhhhhhh this laser is dope as hell

stars-bean:

Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

utopians:

utopians:

Let’s all just get fucking real and rewatch the handmaiden okay

“gay people deserve stupid corny badly written fluff just like straight people have!!!!” no we don’t. we’re watching the handmaiden